Working Women (Brilliant things about Blighty 1)

I’d like to buy my bras from you

Not from the sales men

I’d like to hand my smalls to you

for laundry not to them

I’d like you in the pharmacy

When miming that it hurts to pee

I’d prefer not to be measured by

Another touchy feely guy

I’d rather have you serving food

Than be drooled over by a dude

who thinks that coz I’ve got white skin

I clearly want to sleep with him.

Consider this, my parting plea

and step out of your reverie

and into work you’re needed there

for more than merely cutting hair!